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Old Aug 26, 2006, 03:37 AM // 03:37   #541
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*sips beer*
*sits in corner*
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Old Aug 26, 2006, 07:52 AM // 07:52   #542
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*celebrates his new title by throwing gold coins at everyone*
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Old Aug 26, 2006, 10:39 AM // 10:39   #543
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*climbs out of a meteor crater after the destruction of the old bar*
*finds the old barkeep's dish cloth*
*wipes blood off face with it*
*walks a few steps and sees the new building shining in front of him*
"RAWR!"
*smashes through the window and lands in the middle of the bar*
*gets sat on by a random drunkard*
*passes out*
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Old Aug 26, 2006, 03:46 PM // 15:46   #544
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*walks into the bar and looks around*

Wow, I hope nobody expects me to clean up this mess!
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Old Aug 26, 2006, 07:19 PM // 19:19   #545
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Old Aug 26, 2006, 07:23 PM // 19:23   #546
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*Turns into a bear that looks something like this...
*

"Grrrr"
*Sips beer*
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Old Aug 26, 2006, 07:29 PM // 19:29   #547
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*sips beer*
*lays out bear traps*
*sips beer*
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Old Aug 26, 2006, 07:34 PM // 19:34   #548
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*Stays away from bear traps*

"RAWRYITY GRRR RAWR!!"
*Sips beer*
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Old Aug 26, 2006, 07:53 PM // 19:53   #549
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Old Aug 26, 2006, 08:47 PM // 20:47   #550
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*pokes bear with a stick*
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Old Aug 26, 2006, 09:00 PM // 21:00   #551
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*sips beer*
*waits for bear to attack metal*
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Old Aug 26, 2006, 09:03 PM // 21:03   #552
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"Ya'know "the bear" has a name...."

*Swipes Metalicgrl's head off*
*Sips beer*
"RAWRITY McRAWR GRRR RAWR"
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Old Aug 26, 2006, 09:05 PM // 21:05   #553
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*watches the bear attack metal*
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Old Aug 26, 2006, 09:38 PM // 21:38   #554
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*takes out a rifle and shoots "the bear" in the head*
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Old Aug 26, 2006, 09:48 PM // 21:48   #555
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*tosses metalicagrl's head back to her*
*pulls out a 105mm cannon and begins firing at the bear*
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Old Aug 26, 2006, 09:55 PM // 21:55   #556
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*sips beer*
*stays away from the bear*
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Old Aug 26, 2006, 09:57 PM // 21:57   #557
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*pushes Pwnd toward the bear*
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Old Aug 26, 2006, 10:11 PM // 22:11   #558
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*goes back*
*sits down*
*sips beer*
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Old Aug 26, 2006, 10:25 PM // 22:25   #559
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None can defeat the bear!!! MUA HAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!! Wanna know why? Because as long as I have a keyboard, the bear will live on!!!!!

*Shoves claws into the heads of everyone except Pwnd*
*Sips beer*
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Old Aug 26, 2006, 10:29 PM // 22:29   #560
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ok..then no one can defeat me as long as I have a keyboard!

*walks up to bear and slaps him in the face*
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